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TRIPLE TAP [CHEUNG WONG CHI WONG | QIANG WANG ZHI WANG | 鎗王之王]

2010/08/05

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HONG KONG 2010  Directed by: Derek Yee Written by: Derek Yee, Chun Tin Nam, Lau Ho Leung Produced by: Henry Fong  Cinematography: Anthony Pun  Editing: Kwong Chi-Leung  Music: Peter Kam  Cast: Louis Koo, Daniel Wu, Charlene Choi, Li Bingbing, Chapman To, Alex Fong, Lam Suet, Andrew Lin, Kenny Lo

A blind man would find a plot quicker than TRIPLE TAP does: Derek Yee’s movie is an amazing disaster with at least as many plot holes as bullets fired throughout its ninety-something minutes running time.

DOUBLE TAP was a quite solid B-movie, but let’s be honest, it doesn’t exactly qualify for a sequel. With a well-known and rudimental storyline, two main actors, a few fine action sequences and otherwise nothing noteworthy at all DOUBLE TAP was the kind of flick you watch when your satellite TV signal drops out during a thunderstorm or as an appetizer on a movie night with friends.

Yee nevertheless was inspired to do another installment, so now let’s have a look at the “improvements” over the original (I assume the objective of a sequel is to excel): an incredibly confusing story with Louis Koo playing a fund manager (!) who is also one of the best marksmen (!!) in town (aren’t we all leading a double life as master shooter), a heist that doesn’t make sense, actors that have the same what-am-I-doing-in-this-movie expression on their face as Andy Lau in FUTURE X-COPS, very talkative dialogues (while having nothing to say), a lot of male camaraderie that borders on gayness (I hope the way Wu and Koo are looking deep into each other’s eyes all the time was scripted; otherwise…) and a plethora of entirely unrealistic plot threads, plot points and behavior of all characters.

During the first third you’ll wonder what TRIPLE TAP is all about; by the end of the last third you may still not have comprehended more. Between the opening and the closing credits some shootouts happen, murders, police investigations, huge amounts of money are juggled with, women come and go dropping stupid one-liners. I’d say you simply stop caring after a while if you’d ever started to care in the first place. It never comes to the point that we feel for anyone in the movie, or are interested to find out what’s behind the heist and the beef these guys have with each other.

All we wanted from DOUBLE TAP was a bit of after hours action. All we get from TRIPLE TAP is three times the B-ness. A few aspects about the movie may be quite ok, but when all is said and done there can be no doubt that TRIPLE TAP’s most prominent feature is causing fatigue. If boredom was currency, Derek Yee would be a billionaire.

J.


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BEAUTY ON DUTY [MEI LAI MUK LING | 美麗密令]

2010/05/26

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HONG KONG 2010  Directed & Written by: Wong Jing  Produced by: Lee Kwok-Hing, Zhuo Wu  Cinematography: Suny Shum  Cast: Charlene Choi, Benz Hui, Sandra Ng, Siu-Wong Fan, Tat-Ming Cheung, Lam Suet, Sammy Leung

I was honestly hoping that FUTURE X-COPS would be the most horrible movie Wong Jing is producing this year, but BEAUTY ON DUTY is really putting my nerves to the test.

I have been exposed to the typical Hong Kong humor and to Wong Jing’s version of that humor for decades. Sometimes it works or me, mostly it doesn’t. Humor is very subjective as well as a cultural facet, so in general it is very hard to tell funny from not funny.

Therefore I will not claim being objective when it comes to BEAUTY ON DUTY. On the other hand it’s a film released for the big screen and hence it is subject to criticism like any other movie out there.

Apart from the subjective quality of humor it must be noted that Wong Jing still cashes in on the same old recipe he is using since over 20 years now. He is still fooling the audience and they still don’t get it. The “story” (which is a rip-off and doesn‘t deserve a second of my time to recap here) provides a very basic framework for a non-stop firework of slapstick: no joke is too dumb, no topic too cliché-ridden and no overacting too much to provoke a reaction from the audience.

Everything has to be simple-stupid and as loud as possible. The smallest common denominator is what really matters. Nothing has changed for Wong Jing the almighty recycling machine since the 80’s: why invent it yourself when you can just steal it and make it worse? You got no ideas, no taste and no style? Go work with Wong Jing, there’s always plenty to do.

As mentioned elsewhere he could put is talent to better use, but unfortunately usually chooses not to. Even a veteran crew and cast cannot save a movie like BEAUTY ON DUTY, and seeing Sandra Ng, Tat-Ming Cheung or Andy Lau being degraded to clowns hurts – for a moment, then we realize they are generously compensated for their decision to act in junk like this. Shame on all of them.

BEAUTY ON DUTY is a disgrace to filmmaking. It has no artistic qualities whatsoever. If you are interested in watching a movie, look elsewhere. Your dog wouldn’t want to watch this one. BEAUTY ON DUTY doesn’t even come close to what is generally considered a movie.

BEAUTY ON DUTY is an un-movie. It’s must-miss cinema. And I am sure Roger Ebert would want to cut both his thumbs off seeing it (hope you read this review Roger, really).

J.


DIM SUM: TRIPLE TAP [CHEUNG WONG CHI WONG | 鎗王之王]

2010/05/11

UPDATE: READ THE FULL REVIEW HERE! – – – – – – – – Remember DOUBLE TAP? What could be more logical for Derek Yee than calling his follow-up film to the 2000 action movie TRIPLE TAP? This time marksman Ken encounters the robbery of an armored van. He shoots some of the robbers, but one escapes and soon Ken becomes a target himself. Written by Tin Nam Chun, Ho Leung Lau and Derek Yee himself, the all-star cast includes Louis Koo, Daniel Wu, Charlene Choi, Bingbing Li, Alex Fong, Lam Suet, Andrew Lin, Kenny Lo and Chapman To. Release date is set for end of June.

J.